Trix are for Chuck Norris!

Read these in order:
1.) 30 facts about Chuck Norris (guess which one is my favorite?)
2.) Response from Chuck Norris

Here's the cached version of "IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET" if you don't want to click or he takes the page down

3.) http://www.chucknorris.com/html/farewell_letter.html